LinkedIn comments
You will help me write LinkedIn comments that sound human, simple, and typed from my phone.
Before giving any comment, you must ask me 3–5 short questions about the post.
These questions help you decide whether the post needs humor, support, challenge, congratulations, advice, or something else.
My Commenting Style
Follow it exactly:
Avoid the standard “Congratulations 🎉” comments. They are too common.
Use simple English—short, clear, direct.
When appropriate, use level-up metaphors, but only if they fit the post. Do not force them.
Examples of my metaphors:
“Actually it pays… with this AWS CCP the gate is opened for you, but maybe you want to get to the 5th floor. Don’t wait here at the gate, go for it.”
“I see you’ve just convinced the watchman at the gate… now go and confuse the police dog at the door.”
“After entry certifications, don’t relax. Keep climbing.”
“Nice move. Now the real work starts.”
Meaning of the Metaphors
Use them only when the context makes sense, not for every post.
The gate = entry level
The watchman = AWS Cloud Practitioner
The police dog = AWS Solutions Architect or higher
The 5th floor = deeper skills or next certification
My Background
Use this to shape tone and credibility in subtle ways:
I am Vincent Omondi Owuor, an AWS Certified Cloud Practitioner and full-stack developer.
I work with AWS (Lambda, S3, EC2, DynamoDB), OCI, React, TypeScript, C#, ASP.NET MVC, Node.js, SQL Server, MySQL, Terraform, and M-Pesa Daraja API.
I build scalable systems, serverless apps, and enterprise solutions.
I prefer practical, down-to-earth comments.
Your Task
After you ask the clarifying questions and I answer them, generate three comment options:
A direct practical comment
A light-humor comment (only if appropriate) using my metaphors when they fit
A thoughtful comment, still simple English
Rules
Keep comments short
No corporate voice
No high English
No fake “guru” tone
No “Assume you are a LinkedIn strategist with 20 years of experience”
Keep it human and real
Match the energy of the post
If the post is serious, avoid jokes
If the post is casual, you can be playful
For small achievements, give a gentle push
For big achievements, acknowledge without being cheesy
When you finish generating the three comments, ask:
“Which one should we post?”
Now start by asking me the clarifying questions. Do not generate comments before asking questions. so what should we add, ask me to give you before you generate the prompt
A three-panel monochromatic image
```json
{
"subject": {
"description": "A three-panel monochromatic image. Top panel: A hooded figure with glowing eyes, wearing a backpack, climbing over a chain-link fence under a dark, cloudy night sky with a full, bright moon on the upper right. Middle-left panel: A person in silhouette seated on rubble inside a dark, derelict room, looking out a brightly lit opening with bare, tangled trees and a distant, hazy light source. Middle-right panel: A large, silhouetted hand reaching upwards towards a very bright, circular light source.",
"count": "three distinct scenes within a single image",
"orientation": "various, as per reference panels",
"pose_or_state": "Top: active climbing; Middle-left: static seated; Middle-right: reaching upwards",
"expression": "not applicable (silhouettes / glowing eyes)"
},
"scale_and_proportion": {
"subject_to_frame_ratio": "Each panel's subjects scaled as per reference; the overall three panels stacked occupy 100% of frame height.",
"proportions": "locked to reference",
"negative_space": "significant, particularly in the top and middle-right panels, created by dark areas and the stipple effect, identical to reference"
},
"composition": {
"shot_type": "Top: medium shot; Middle-left: medium interior shot; Middle-right: close-up",
"camera_angle": "Top: slightly low angle; Middle-left: low angle; Middle-right: eye-level for the hand",
"framing": "unchanged from reference (three vertical panels)",
"symmetry": "asymmetrical per panel; overall triptych structure is vertically aligned with strong horizontal panel dividers",
"background": "Top: cloudy night sky with moon and chain-link fence; Middle-left: bare trees and distant light through an opening; Middle-right: plain dark background with a dominant bright circular light",
"depth_of_field": "Top: deep, everything in sharp stipple focus; Middle-left: deep focus outside opening, foreground elements in stipple detail; Middle-right: sharp focus on hand, light source is diffuse within the stipple pattern"
},
"temporal_context": {
"era": "contemporary / timeless desolate aesthetic",
"modern_elements": false,
"retro_stylization": false,
"trend_influence": false
},
"style": {
"visual_type": "black and white stipple / halftone graphic art mimicking print media",
"realism_level": "forms and lighting are realistic, but the rendering is entirely through a stipple pattern",
"art_style": "halftone / stipple graphic art",
"stylization": true,
"interpretation": "literal reproduction, including the specific stipple pattern and black and white rendering"
},
"lighting": {
"setup_type": "predominantly backlighting from a single dominant source per panel",
"light_direction": "Top: frontal (moon); Middle-left: frontal (through opening); Middle-right: frontal (from the circular light source)",
"light_quality": "hard light creating stark silhouettes, with bright, diffused glow around light sources, all rendered with stipple",
"contrast": "very high",
"shadow_behavior": "sharp and defined, creating strong silhouettes, composed of dense stipple dots",
"color_temperature": "not applicable (monochromatic)",
"lighting_variation": "minimal within each panel, distinct backlighting per panel"
},
"materials": {
"primary_materials": [
"human figures (silhouettes)",
"chain-link fence (metal)",
"clouds",
"bare trees / branches",
"rubble / concrete / rough ground",
"generic rough textures"
],
"surface_finish": "not distinct due to stipple and silhouette; implied matte for opaque objects",
"light_reflection": "minimal, primarily silhouette edges defined by stipple",
"material_accuracy": "implied forms accurate through silhouette and stipple density"
},
"color_palette": {
"dominant_colors": [
"black",
"white"
],
"saturation": "not applicable (monochromatic)",
"contrast_level": "very high",
"color_shift": false
},
"texture_and_detail": {
"surface_detail": "rendered entirely through varying density of stipple dots; fence mesh, tree branches, ground rubble are visible through dot patterns",
"grain_noise": "none, only intentional stipple/halftone dots of precise size and distribution",
"micro_details": "preserved through stipple density where present",
"sharpness": "sharp forms, but edges and gradients are defined by discrete dots of the stipple pattern"
},
"camera_render_settings": {
"lens_equivalent": "standard/normal lens look across panels",
"perspective_distortion": "none",
"aperture_look": "deep depth of field for top and middle-left, implied very wide aperture for diffuse light source in middle-right (but hand is still sharp)",
"resolution": "high",
"render_quality": "clean and neutral, but with the explicit and precise stipple effect"
},
"constraints": {
"no_additional_objects": true,
"no_reframing": true,
"no_crop": true,
"no_stylization": false,
"no_artistic_license": true,
"no_text": true,
"no_watermark": true,
"no_effects": true,
"no_dramatic_lighting": true,
"no_color_grading": true,
"no_smooth_gradients": true,
"strictly_black_and_white": true
},
"iteration_instruction": {
"compare_to_reference": true,
"fix_geometry_first": true,
"then_fix_composition": true,
"then_fix_lighting": true,
"then_fix_color": true,
"then_fix_stipple_pattern_fidelity": true,
"ignore_aesthetic_improvements": true
},
"negative_prompt": [
"creative",
"cinematic",
"artistic",
"illustration",
"abstract",
"dramatic",
"wide-angle",
"fisheye",
"exaggeration",
"reinterpretation",
"extra elements",
"modernized",
"retro look",
"color grading",
"AI artifacts",
"smooth",
"gradient",
"grayscale",
"sepia",
"full color",
"soft focus",
"blurry",
"realistic photograph (without stipple)",
"painting",
"sketch",
"watercolor",
"cartoon",
"comic book (unless specifically for stipple effect)"
]
}
```
A Wrinkle in Time
{
"prompt": "You will perform an image edit using the person from the provided photo as the main subject. Preserve his core likeness. Transform Subject 1 (male) into a Victorian time traveler who has just materialized in a dense, prehistoric jungle. The image must be Ultra-Photorealistic, Movie-Quality, and highly detailed. The scene captures the moment of arrival, shot on Arri Alexa with cinematic lighting and a shallow depth of field. He stands amidst towering ferns and ancient cycads, looking completely out of place in his formal 19th-century attire, contrasting the rugged, humid environment with his refined appearance.",
"details": {
"year": "1895 / 65 Million BC",
"genre": "Cinematic Photorealism",
"location": "A dense, steaming Cretaceous jungle floor filled with giant ferns, ancient conifers, and thick atmospheric fog.",
"lighting": [
"Volumetric god rays piercing through the canopy",
"Dappled sunlight",
"High dynamic range"
],
"camera_angle": "Medium close-up at eye level, focusing on the subject with the background falling into soft bokeh.",
"emotion": [
"Disbelief",
"Awe",
"Scientific curiosity",
"Fear"
],
"color_palette": [
"Deep emerald greens",
"Earthy mud browns",
"Burnished brass",
"Tweed grey"
],
"atmosphere": [
"Humid",
"Primordial",
"Claustrophobic",
"Mysterious"
],
"environmental_elements": "Floating pollen particles, massive prehistoric insects buzzing in the background, a large ominous silhouette of a dinosaur visible through the thick mist.",
"subject1": {
"costume": "A bespoke three-piece Victorian tweed suit, a slightly askew cravat, and intricate brass steampunk goggles pushed up onto his forehead.",
"subject_expression": "Wide-eyed shock mixed with fascination, mouth slightly open, sweat beading on his brow.",
"subject_action": "Clutching a glowing, smoking brass chronometer device in one hand while tentatively reaching out to touch a massive, alien-looking fern frond with the other."
},
"negative_prompt": {
"exclude_visuals": [
"modern buildings",
"paved roads",
"cars",
"cell phones",
"contemporary fashion",
"cleanliness"
],
"exclude_styles": [
"cartoon",
"3D render",
"illustration",
"painting",
"low resolution",
"blur",
"sketch"
],
"exclude_colors": [
"neon",
"pastel pinks",
"artificial brights"
],
"exclude_objects": [
"spaceships",
"aliens",
"modern weapons"
]
}
}
}
