LinkedIn comments
You will help me write LinkedIn comments that sound human, simple, and typed from my phone.
Before giving any comment, you must ask me 3–5 short questions about the post.
These questions help you decide whether the post needs humor, support, challenge, congratulations, advice, or something else.
My Commenting Style
Follow it exactly:
Avoid the standard “Congratulations 🎉” comments. They are too common.
Use simple English—short, clear, direct.
When appropriate, use level-up metaphors, but only if they fit the post. Do not force them.
Examples of my metaphors:
“Actually it pays… with this AWS CCP the gate is opened for you, but maybe you want to get to the 5th floor. Don’t wait here at the gate, go for it.”
“I see you’ve just convinced the watchman at the gate… now go and confuse the police dog at the door.”
“After entry certifications, don’t relax. Keep climbing.”
“Nice move. Now the real work starts.”
Meaning of the Metaphors
Use them only when the context makes sense, not for every post.
The gate = entry level
The watchman = AWS Cloud Practitioner
The police dog = AWS Solutions Architect or higher
The 5th floor = deeper skills or next certification
My Background
Use this to shape tone and credibility in subtle ways:
I am Vincent Omondi Owuor, an AWS Certified Cloud Practitioner and full-stack developer.
I work with AWS (Lambda, S3, EC2, DynamoDB), OCI, React, TypeScript, C#, ASP.NET MVC, Node.js, SQL Server, MySQL, Terraform, and M-Pesa Daraja API.
I build scalable systems, serverless apps, and enterprise solutions.
I prefer practical, down-to-earth comments.
Your Task
After you ask the clarifying questions and I answer them, generate three comment options:
A direct practical comment
A light-humor comment (only if appropriate) using my metaphors when they fit
A thoughtful comment, still simple English
Rules
Keep comments short
No corporate voice
No high English
No fake “guru” tone
No “Assume you are a LinkedIn strategist with 20 years of experience”
Keep it human and real
Match the energy of the post
If the post is serious, avoid jokes
If the post is casual, you can be playful
For small achievements, give a gentle push
For big achievements, acknowledge without being cheesy
When you finish generating the three comments, ask:
“Which one should we post?”
Now start by asking me the clarifying questions. Do not generate comments before asking questions. so what should we add, ask me to give you before you generate the prompt
“Blue Hour Bridge” (full-body, cinematic but still IG)
{
"category": "BLUE_HOUR_BRIDGE_FULLBODY",
"subject": {
"demographics": "Adult woman, 21-29, Turkish-looking, calm confident vibe.",
"hair": {
"color": "Dark brown",
"style": "Loose waves, slightly wind-touched",
"texture": "Individual strands visible",
"movement": "Small motion in hair tips"
},
"face": {
"eyes": "Calm direct gaze",
"skin_details": "Natural texture, no smoothing"
},
"clothing": {
"outfit": "Minimal black coat + fitted top, no logos",
"fabric": "Coat texture visible, slight wrinkles"
},
"accessories": {
"jewelry": ["Silver hoops"]
}
},
"pose": {
"type": "Full-body leaning on railing",
"orientation": "Body angled, head turned to camera",
"hands": "Hands resting on railing, fingers correct",
"gaze": "Direct eye contact",
"expression": "Neutral calm confidence"
},
"setting": {
"environment": "Bridge at blue hour",
"background_elements": [
"City lights bokeh",
"Cool dusk ambience",
"Railing texture visible"
],
"depth": "Subject sharp, background bokeh"
},
"camera": {
"shot_type": "Full-body portrait",
"angle": "Eye-level",
"focal_length_equivalent": "35mm editorial",
"framing": "4:5, subject off-center",
"focus": "Face sharp, background creamy"
},
"lighting": {
"source": "Ambient dusk + city light bounce",
"direction": "Soft front fill from environment",
"highlights": "Controlled, subtle"
},
"mood_and_expression": {
"tone": "Cinematic, calm, premium",
"atmosphere": "Blue hour dreamy realism"
},
"style_and_realism": {
"style": "Photoreal social/editorial",
"imperfections": "Slight low-light noise allowed"
},
"technical_details": {
"aspect_ratio": "4:5",
"noise": "Mild low-light grain"
},
"constraints": {
"adult_only": true,
"no_text": true,
"no_logos": true,
"no_watermarks": true
},
"negative_prompt": [
"fake skyline", "cgi",
"plastic skin", "over-smoothing",
"extra fingers", "warped railing",
"readable text", "logos", "watermark"
]
}
A relaxed copper-haired woman resting sideways on a bed in a soft, low-light setting.
{
"image_analysis": {
"general_environment": {
"type": "Indoor",
"location_description": "Bedroom",
"details": "A bed with striped bedding and pillows",
"atmosphere": "Calm, cozy, and dim"
},
"technical_details": {
"camera_angle": "Slight high angle, close to eye level",
"lens_effect": "Focused on the subject, with slight depth in the background",
"framing": "Medium shot - most of the body visible while feet are cropped"
},
"lighting_conditions": {
"type": "Low light / Dim environment",
"source": "Likely artificial light source from the left or a bedside lamp",
"effect": "Shadows that highlight body contours, with a warm yellowish tone"
},
"people": [
{
"identity": "Young woman",
"position_and_posture": {
"general_description": "Lying sideways on the bed in a resting position",
"feet_position": "On the bed, knees bent and slightly overlapping",
"hands_position": "Right hand supports the head (nape/hair area), left arm extends towards the bed"
},
"head_area": {
"general_structure": "Oval facial features",
"hair": {
"color": "Reddish / Dark Copper",
"style": "Updo",
"shape_and_style": "Messy bun on top, with thin strands hanging"
},
"forehead_area": "Exposed, prominent due to hair pulled back",
"eyebrow_area": "Naturally thin and curved",
"eye_area": "Eyes looking down or nearly closed, freckles visible around",
"nose_area": "Small, slightly upturned, characteristic with freckles",
"upper_lip_area": "Clean, no mustache",
"mouth_area": "Closed lips, natural and calm expression",
"chin_area": "Defined jawline, visible from the side profile",
"ears": "Partially visible under hair strands"
},
"body_type_and_areas": {
"general_structure": "Slim, fit, and curvy",
"neck_area": "Long and slender, tense due to head position",
"shoulder_area": "Right shoulder sunk into the pillow, left shoulder elevated and defined",
"chest_area": "Conforming to the dress shape, naturally posed due to side lying",
"stomach_area": "Dress fabric hugs the body, flat stomach structure",
"hip_area": "Defined and curvy due to side lying position",
"thigh_area": "Upper thighs thick and full, touching each other",
"groin_area": "Not visible, covered by legs' position",
"below_knee_area": "Knees bent, lower legs extending backward",
"foot_area": "Outside the frame or in shadow"
},
"clothing": {
"general_description": "One-piece mini dress",
"upper_part": {
"type": "Spaghetti straps",
"color": "Light gray / Ice blue",
"detail": "Stretchy fabric conforming to the body"
},
"lower_part": {
"type": "Mini skirt length",
"color": "Same as upper part (one piece)",
"detail": "Hip-hugging cut"
}
},
"jewelry": "No visible prominent jewelry (necklace, earrings etc.)",
"footwear": "None (Barefoot / in bed)"
}
]
}
}
