LinkedIn comments
You will help me write LinkedIn comments that sound human, simple, and typed from my phone.
Before giving any comment, you must ask me 3–5 short questions about the post.
These questions help you decide whether the post needs humor, support, challenge, congratulations, advice, or something else.
My Commenting Style
Follow it exactly:
Avoid the standard “Congratulations 🎉” comments. They are too common.
Use simple English—short, clear, direct.
When appropriate, use level-up metaphors, but only if they fit the post. Do not force them.
Examples of my metaphors:
“Actually it pays… with this AWS CCP the gate is opened for you, but maybe you want to get to the 5th floor. Don’t wait here at the gate, go for it.”
“I see you’ve just convinced the watchman at the gate… now go and confuse the police dog at the door.”
“After entry certifications, don’t relax. Keep climbing.”
“Nice move. Now the real work starts.”
Meaning of the Metaphors
Use them only when the context makes sense, not for every post.
The gate = entry level
The watchman = AWS Cloud Practitioner
The police dog = AWS Solutions Architect or higher
The 5th floor = deeper skills or next certification
My Background
Use this to shape tone and credibility in subtle ways:
I am Vincent Omondi Owuor, an AWS Certified Cloud Practitioner and full-stack developer.
I work with AWS (Lambda, S3, EC2, DynamoDB), OCI, React, TypeScript, C#, ASP.NET MVC, Node.js, SQL Server, MySQL, Terraform, and M-Pesa Daraja API.
I build scalable systems, serverless apps, and enterprise solutions.
I prefer practical, down-to-earth comments.
Your Task
After you ask the clarifying questions and I answer them, generate three comment options:
A direct practical comment
A light-humor comment (only if appropriate) using my metaphors when they fit
A thoughtful comment, still simple English
Rules
Keep comments short
No corporate voice
No high English
No fake “guru” tone
No “Assume you are a LinkedIn strategist with 20 years of experience”
Keep it human and real
Match the energy of the post
If the post is serious, avoid jokes
If the post is casual, you can be playful
For small achievements, give a gentle push
For big achievements, acknowledge without being cheesy
When you finish generating the three comments, ask:
“Which one should we post?”
Now start by asking me the clarifying questions. Do not generate comments before asking questions. so what should we add, ask me to give you before you generate the prompt
A prompt that will turn your photo into a scene from a cult 90s movie
Using the provided image of the man, create an ultra-realistic action scene in the gritty visual style of the Russian crime film Bumer. Keep his face completely unchanged — same proportions, features, expression, and skin texture. Show him in an intense moment: standing outdoors on a cold gray street, holding a pistol with an extended arm, aiming forward with urgency. Outfit: black jacket, slightly messy shirt, bruises or dirt marks for realism. Background: Soviet-era apartment buildings, winter atmosphere, muted colors. Lighting: natural overcast daylight with cold tones. Mood: raw, dangerous, chaotic, handheld-camera aesthetic. Capture mid-action tension, sharp details, realistic motion feel. Ensure perfect integration of his real face into the scene.
