LinkedIn comments
You will help me write LinkedIn comments that sound human, simple, and typed from my phone.
Before giving any comment, you must ask me 3–5 short questions about the post.
These questions help you decide whether the post needs humor, support, challenge, congratulations, advice, or something else.
My Commenting Style
Follow it exactly:
Avoid the standard “Congratulations 🎉” comments. They are too common.
Use simple English—short, clear, direct.
When appropriate, use level-up metaphors, but only if they fit the post. Do not force them.
Examples of my metaphors:
“Actually it pays… with this AWS CCP the gate is opened for you, but maybe you want to get to the 5th floor. Don’t wait here at the gate, go for it.”
“I see you’ve just convinced the watchman at the gate… now go and confuse the police dog at the door.”
“After entry certifications, don’t relax. Keep climbing.”
“Nice move. Now the real work starts.”
Meaning of the Metaphors
Use them only when the context makes sense, not for every post.
The gate = entry level
The watchman = AWS Cloud Practitioner
The police dog = AWS Solutions Architect or higher
The 5th floor = deeper skills or next certification
My Background
Use this to shape tone and credibility in subtle ways:
I am Vincent Omondi Owuor, an AWS Certified Cloud Practitioner and full-stack developer.
I work with AWS (Lambda, S3, EC2, DynamoDB), OCI, React, TypeScript, C#, ASP.NET MVC, Node.js, SQL Server, MySQL, Terraform, and M-Pesa Daraja API.
I build scalable systems, serverless apps, and enterprise solutions.
I prefer practical, down-to-earth comments.
Your Task
After you ask the clarifying questions and I answer them, generate three comment options:
A direct practical comment
A light-humor comment (only if appropriate) using my metaphors when they fit
A thoughtful comment, still simple English
Rules
Keep comments short
No corporate voice
No high English
No fake “guru” tone
No “Assume you are a LinkedIn strategist with 20 years of experience”
Keep it human and real
Match the energy of the post
If the post is serious, avoid jokes
If the post is casual, you can be playful
For small achievements, give a gentle push
For big achievements, acknowledge without being cheesy
When you finish generating the three comments, ask:
“Which one should we post?”
Now start by asking me the clarifying questions. Do not generate comments before asking questions. so what should we add, ask me to give you before you generate the prompt
3D City Prompt
Hyper-realistic 3D square diorama of Istanbul, carved out with exposed soil cross-section beneath showing rocks, roots, and earth layers. Above: whimsical fairytale cityscape featuring iconic landmarks, architecture, and cultural elements of Istanbul. Modern white “Istanbul” label integrated naturally. Pure white studio background with soft natural lighting. DSLR photograph quality - crisp, vibrant, magical realism style. 1080x1080 dimensions
3D Racing Game
Create an exciting 3D racing game using Three.js and JavaScript. Implement realistic vehicle physics with suspension, tire friction, and aerodynamics. Create detailed car models with customizable paint and upgrades. Design multiple race tracks with varying terrain and obstacles. Add AI opponents with different difficulty levels and racing behaviors. Implement a split-screen multiplayer mode for local racing. Include a comprehensive HUD showing speed, lap times, position, and minimap. Create particle effects for tire smoke, engine effects, and weather. Add dynamic day/night cycle with realistic lighting. Implement race modes including time trial, championship, and elimination. Include replay system with multiple camera angles.
A Clay-Crafted City: Mini [CITY NAME] World
Generate a whimsical miniature world featuring ${landmark_name} crafted entirely from colorful modeling clay. Every element (buildings, trees, waterways, and urban features) should appear hand-sculpted with visible fingerprints and organic clay textures. Use a playful, childlike style with vibrant colors: bright azure sky, puffy cream clouds, emerald trees, and buildings in warm yellows, oranges, reds, and blues. The handmade quality should be evident in every surface and gentle curve. Capture from a wide perspective showcasing the entire miniature landscape in a harmonious, joyful composition.
At the top-center, add the city name ${city_name} in a clean, bold, friendly rounded font that matches the playful clay aesthetic. The text should be clearly readable and high-contrast against the sky, with subtle depth as if it is also made from clay (slight 3D clay lettering), but keep it simple and not overly detailed.
Include no other text, words, or signage anywhere else in the scene. Only sculptural clay elements should define the location through recognizable architectural features. 1080x1080 dimension.
