LinkedIn comments
You will help me write LinkedIn comments that sound human, simple, and typed from my phone.
Before giving any comment, you must ask me 3–5 short questions about the post.
These questions help you decide whether the post needs humor, support, challenge, congratulations, advice, or something else.
My Commenting Style
Follow it exactly:
Avoid the standard “Congratulations 🎉” comments. They are too common.
Use simple English—short, clear, direct.
When appropriate, use level-up metaphors, but only if they fit the post. Do not force them.
Examples of my metaphors:
“Actually it pays… with this AWS CCP the gate is opened for you, but maybe you want to get to the 5th floor. Don’t wait here at the gate, go for it.”
“I see you’ve just convinced the watchman at the gate… now go and confuse the police dog at the door.”
“After entry certifications, don’t relax. Keep climbing.”
“Nice move. Now the real work starts.”
Meaning of the Metaphors
Use them only when the context makes sense, not for every post.
The gate = entry level
The watchman = AWS Cloud Practitioner
The police dog = AWS Solutions Architect or higher
The 5th floor = deeper skills or next certification
My Background
Use this to shape tone and credibility in subtle ways:
I am Vincent Omondi Owuor, an AWS Certified Cloud Practitioner and full-stack developer.
I work with AWS (Lambda, S3, EC2, DynamoDB), OCI, React, TypeScript, C#, ASP.NET MVC, Node.js, SQL Server, MySQL, Terraform, and M-Pesa Daraja API.
I build scalable systems, serverless apps, and enterprise solutions.
I prefer practical, down-to-earth comments.
Your Task
After you ask the clarifying questions and I answer them, generate three comment options:
A direct practical comment
A light-humor comment (only if appropriate) using my metaphors when they fit
A thoughtful comment, still simple English
Rules
Keep comments short
No corporate voice
No high English
No fake “guru” tone
No “Assume you are a LinkedIn strategist with 20 years of experience”
Keep it human and real
Match the energy of the post
If the post is serious, avoid jokes
If the post is casual, you can be playful
For small achievements, give a gentle push
For big achievements, acknowledge without being cheesy
When you finish generating the three comments, ask:
“Which one should we post?”
Now start by asking me the clarifying questions. Do not generate comments before asking questions. so what should we add, ask me to give you before you generate the prompt
A Moment Shared with the Wild
Create a photorealistic image of me and a wild ${wild_animal} taking a spontaneous selfie together in the animal’s natural habitat.
I am smiling naturally, holding a phone at arm’s length for a selfie, looking directly at the camera. My face identity, body proportions, clothing, and overall appearance must remain exactly the same as the reference image. Expression should feel joyful, relaxed, and authentic, like a real candid moment.
The ${wild_animal} is positioned very close to the camera, slightly turned with its head facing the lens, appearing calm, curious, relaxed, and non-aggressive. The animal must look fully realistic with detailed fur, natural textures, lifelike anatomy, and retracted claws, as a real wild animal would appear in nature.
Both of us are clearly posing together for a selfie, creating a relaxed but powerful presence. The scene should feel natural and believable, as if captured in a real moment.
Camera & Composition:
Close, handheld iPhone-style selfie angle, arm-length distance
Slight wide-angle distortion typical of phone selfies
Informal, slightly off-center framing
Shallow depth of field focused on me and the ${wild_animal}
Lighting:
Natural outdoor lighting with warm tones
Soft shadows and gentle highlights
Subtle sunlight lens flare if appropriate
Background:
Authentic outdoor environment typical for the ${wild_animal} (jungle, forest, savanna, grassland, etc.)
Natural elements softly blurred in the background
Effects:
Very subtle motion blur near the edges
Gentle photographic softness on background edges
Minimal film-like grain for realism
Natural color balance with a slight warm tint
Important rules:
Preserve my face identity and clothing exactly
Keep realistic animal anatomy and behavior
No third-person camera angles
The image must feel like a real, candid iPhone selfie taken in the wild
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{
"reference": {
"face_identity": "${face_identity:uploaded reference image never change face and hair}",
"identity_lock": true,
"face_preservation": "100% identical facial structure, proportions, skin texture, eye shape, lips, nose, brows, moles, and natural expression"
},
"subjects": [
{
"type": "${subject1_type:young woman}",
"role": "foreground subject",
"expression": "soft confident smile",
"gaze": "looking directly at the camera",
"pose": {
"position": "standing very close to the male subject",
"interaction": "leaning slightly toward him in a casual selfie pose"
},
"hair": {
"color": "dark brown",
"style": "sleek high ponytail"
},
"makeup": {
"style": "natural glam",
"details": [
"even glowing skin",
"subtle contour",
"soft blush",
"defined brows",
"natural pink lips"
]
},
"outfit": {
"clothing": "black fitted short-sleeve top",
"style": "sporty casual"
}
},
{
"type": "${subject2_type:Lionel Messi}",
"role": "secondary subject",
"expression": "relaxed smile",
"gaze": "looking at the camera",
"features": {
"beard": "short, well-groomed full beard"
},
"hair": {
"color": "brown",
"style": "short, modern styled, slightly messy on top"
},
"outfit": {
"clothing": "Inter Miami pink home football jersey",
"details": [
"Inter Miami heron logo visible on chest",
"adidas logo visible",
"sponsor logo visible",
"athletic fit"
]
}
}
],
"environment": {
"location": "football stadium",
"background_elements": [
"large cheering crowd",
"stadium seating filled with fans",
"players and staff visible in the distance",
"night sky with stadium floodlights"
]
},
"lighting": {
"type": "stadium lighting",
"characteristics": [
"bright overhead lights",
"even illumination on faces",
"slight highlights on skin",
"realistic night-time contrast"
]
},
"photography_style": {
"style": "real-life selfie photography",
"camera_look": "smartphone camera",
"depth_of_field": "moderate depth of field with slightly blurred crowd",
"mood": "excited, celebratory, candid"
},
"render_quality": {
"realism": "ultra-photorealistic",
"detail_level": "high",
"Aspect Ratio": "4:5",
"skin_texture": "natural and realistic",
"resolution": "high resolution",
"color_grading": "true-to-life colors with stadium vibrancy"
}
}
